So I have been on a mini hiatus. I’ve been spending much of my time sleeping off hangovers, playing video games, hanging with family, basically enjoying civilian life. So it’s time to get back to work. So the other day I am in the grocery store and I come across a fashion faux pas of the worst variety. An image that brings back nightmares of Disney world vacations and old photographs of my mom and a neon green fanny pack. For those of you who aren’t old enough to remember the 1991 fashion blunder count yourselves lucky and revolt against any attempt to bring it back. My name is Orlando Proctor if you’re hearing this then you are the resistance.